FORTUNE COOKIES OF DOOM
[an accompaniment to Nothing To See Here’s Grim New World Screening]
*now is the time to learn to swim.
*looting is not looting when its for survival.
*today is a good day to purchase a gas mask.
*toilet paper is a luxury.
*many people are extremely happy, but are absolutely worthless to society. Charles Gow
*don’t steal money – focus on water and food.
*learn to barter.
*“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever” – George Orwell, 1984
*no one is coming to save you.
*avoid all police, military and other authoritative figures at all times.
*evolve or perish.
*we can no longer afford the rich.
*bury your dead to avoid the spread of disease.
*there is no sanctity.
*you may as well stop paying back your student loans.