fortune cookies of doom

[an accompaniment to Nothing To See Here’s Grim New World Screening]


*now is the time to learn to swim.

*looting is not looting when its for survival.

*today is a good day to purchase a gas mask.

*toilet paper is a luxury.

*many people are extremely happy, but are absolutely worthless to society. Charles Gow

*don’t steal money – focus on water and food.

*learn to barter.

*“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face- forever”  – George Orwell, 1984

*no one is coming to save you.

*avoid all police, military and other authoritative figures at all times.

*evolve or perish.

*we can no longer afford the rich.

*bury your dead to avoid the spread of disease.

*there is no sanctity.

*you may as well stop paying back your student loans.